Meaningless Encounters I've Had With Celebrities.

• Michael Gross
• Hal Linden
• Pat Morita
• Julia Roberts
• Dermot Mulroney
• Julia Child
• Chuck Goudie
• Claudia Schiffer
• U.S. House Speaker Dennis Hastert
• Pauly Shore
• Aaron Carter
• Rick Nielsen
• President Jimmy Carter
• Toni Kukoc
• Richard "John Boy" Thomas
• Wynonna Judd
• David Copperfield I
• David Copperfield II
• David Copperfield III
• Santa Claus
• Jude Law